(TRAVEL) Hanging Yellow Birds All Around LA thru Hollywood.

Have you seen this? There are hundreds of these bird cut-outs hanging on the telephone lines at intersections of many streets in LA.
There is a pale yellow one at Franklin and Bronson. A bright yellow one at Franklin and Highland. A pale blue one at Sunset -- I think it is at Alvarado. Today I took Melrose to work and saw a bright orange one at Melrose in the Fairfax district -- I think the cross street was Melton. Until this week there was a bright yellow one at Wilshire and Sepulveda, but it wasn't there on Monday.

Has anyone else noticed this? I really like his new mark on cultural Brandalism. I hope we see more in the future. I've also seen hanging t-shirt's w/ Andy Warhol, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, and even Tom Cruise on them, also in this same fashion as Banksy. There's new Street Art on its way, and ever since Space Invader I find it to be awesome.

(MOVIE REVIEW) Exit Through The Gift Shop - A Banksy Film

This is the inside story of Street Art - a brutal and revealing account of what happens when fame, money and vandalism collide. Exit Through the Gift Shop follows an eccentric shop-keeper turned amateur film-maker as he attempts to capture many of the world's most infamous vandals on camera, only to have a British stencil artist named Banksy turn the camcorder back on its owner with wildly unexpected results. "Exit Through the Gift Shop", Which I feel will be Banky's first and only film. It's perfectly designed and enjoyable on multiple levels: on one as an entertaining, illuminating mini-history of "street art" and on another - one entirely more convoluted and entertaining - as a light-hearted "up your ass" to both street artists and their patrons and every buddy else.

( Z&F STORE ) New T-Shirt Coming Soon!

These new Shirts are gonna be hot cakes Yo!

(HOMIES) I hate Valentine's Day & everything that it stands for!

With Valentine’s Day closely approaching, sex is everywhere and on every ones mind. It’s so fucking unavoidable. If you’re in a steamy relationship, you’re probably planning an escape into some bubbly, and of course some erotic lingerie with your special friend. If you’re not in a relationship, find yourself a boy / girl toy and celebrate the day with some casual sex, ’cause that’s a helluva lot better than playing with yourself alone.

Most people don't know the origins to today's Valentine's Day. Sure you might get lucky and throw out the name Saint Valentine from modern Christian religions but most historians claim, it actually came from a pagan rite celebrated in ancient Rome. During February a festival called "Lupercalia" here priests would slaughter goats in sacrifice. Boys then would run threw the streets naked with slices of goatskin and young women would thrust themselves forward on to them, hoping to get touched with the bloody meat strips. These women believed that the pregnant will from there pagan goddess would help with an easy delivery and help barren women give birth.

According to more current Valentine's Day legends, single women would put their names in a urn and men would pick one, paring couples together for the night. Some say this was the start to those infamous 1970's swingers key parties. Key parties were a phenomenon in the 70's. These were sex parties attended by swinging couples, in which male attendees would place their keys into a common bowl or bag on arriving. At the end of the evening the women would randomly select keys from the bowl and leave with the key's owner.

Happy Valentines Day, suckers!

Author: Ru18 Los Angeles, CA Feb 2011

(SEX) Ladies, When To Fake the Big "0"

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(SEX) Proper Etiquette In the Bedroom

When we talk about sex, there are no rules or restrictions, its all free game here at Zombies and Freaks. After all, it’s in the way of life, the inadvertent slip of the tongue, the innocent stare as we pass by a beautiful stranger on the street. It’s on magazine covers, television screens everywhere, it’s in celebrity gossip, it’s just plain all around us. And yes, as the human condition dictates, we crave SEX.

Guys, your best accessory is your rock hard wood; Dolls, lingerie is your boiling point (besides meowing the calculated bedroom eyes at your prey).

It’s just you and lover – i.e. playmate, soul-mate, fuck-buddy, one-night stand, whatevs – you get the idea.

You’ve showered and your candles are lit, right? You have a top-notch playlist thumping softly in the background, and your scent (which hopefully lover goes ga-ga for), should be very present. If you’re going to your lover’s house for a date, this tip should stay solid; the best sex comes from our mental state of mind – where your head’s at is where your orgasm‘s at (thank you Dr. Drew!)

Eye contact in the bedroom will probably make or break your experience. Dewy, smudged eyeliner with a hint of your favorite eye shadow, eyes are the key to sex appeal. Your powder, blush and even your hot red lipstick will probably smudge off a bit, but if your eye makeup stays, holy sexy. Your foreplay hair should be on the brink of wild, so lover wants to reach up under and grab it the way you like it.

Heels seem to be a hot ticket for us guys. They plump up your posture and ass and get you feeling sexy walking around like the beautiful minx that you are. Wear heels before you dip out to lover’s crib or before they enter our bedroom. It will drive your man crazy.

Here's a little check list I've made next time your getting your horizontal boogie on:

1. Breath must be fresh. Make sure nothing is stuck between your teeth. Flaunt your wicked and sultry smile, with a dash of high gloss on your lips.

2. Dolls, you don’t have to match your lingerie. Mix it up! This gives lover an opportunity to see your creative side. Creative get up = great sex. Give lover a live slide-show of yourself, like Dita Von Teese would.

3. Guys, don’t wear torn boxers! Show lover your good wood in a handsome pair.

4. If you need to use the restroom, do this pre-hump time. Nothing kills it more than being in the middle of foreplay and suddenly potty time!

5. Lovers, don’t limit yourself to a bed. Think up creative nooks to bend lover over, then spank or insert, but always make sure that nook is sturdy.

6. Use what you have on in your foreplay routine. Teasing lover only makes lover wild – beautiful lingerie is a perfect segway for this.

7. Necklaces (that fall nicely on your tits), bangles (to make a pretty sound while you hold the headboard in doggy style), and long-drop earrings (to accentuate your neck while you’re on top) look killer on a woman. Don’t get tangled, and avoid chunky rings so you don’t hurt the wood while blowing.

8. Try to keep your heels on for as long as you can.We have faith, ladies. Make it happen!

9. Whether it’s casual sex or not, stay put for a minute after your mind-blowing orgasm. If lover opts for exiting to the bathroom right away, who cares? At least you know you can carry a beat post-bang session, and this will leave you smiling.

10. Don’t be shy, you have nothing to lose. Even if it’s just whispering dirty talk, go for it. Some people freeze up and get embarrassed in the moment of truth and passion, but if the fantasy you want to explore doesn’t suit lover, at least you now know and can formulate a new one.

11. If the theme of bang night is to role play, do it convincingly. There’s nothing worse than leaving a bad impression if you don’t go all the way. Plan it out perfectly and remember, the more vocal you are, the better the experience.

Now, time to get dressed!

AUTHOR: Ru18 Los Angeles, 2011

(MUSIC) "Kick Us Out" - Hyper Crush (DubStep Remix)